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Can I pay at the door, or should I pay in advance?

I had a number of no-shows who spoiled it for the rest.
I had to turn away serious people because of time-wasters.

These parties are in a private home. I have set a limit of 40 guests.
If you register online, you are guaranteed a spot.

Sex is a free, but my time and expenses are not -

  • ($25) Register on-line in advance.
  • ($30) Register at the door.
  • Out-of-towners and members of other clubs, please contact me in person.

We are Swingers, since the dawn of time

There is a donation $30 per single or couple to cover my time and party costs. This has nothing to do with the on-premise sex (and this is not just a disclaimer) ... we know why we are there and sex is natural and free. It is a lifestyle. Some of us just enjoy multiple orgasms thru multiple hands.

The cover charge is called a "donation" and is just towards the direct costs of hosting monthly parties and ensuring safer sex.

Again, this is not just a fake "disclaimer" done to circumvent legalities. There is no prostitution, hooking, skimming or pimping. Sex is always free and a natural part of our life. We've been enjoying group sex since the dawn of time.


My personal costs are just adding up more & more each month.
Register early as space is limited to the first 40 guests.



Reserve your spot for payment at the door,
to our next Bi-Swinger party.

$30 per single or couple, including member's access to pictures.

Click here to reserve.
I will pay at the door.



Note

Unless you have pre-paid, you cannot access any of the pics from the archives.


Sex is always possible and is always for free.

As with any bi-swinger party - NO means NO. I am not a dating service. There are Service providers you may hire if you want a sure thing. Any wife or husband may refuse to have sex with you at any time. Sex is free, but it has to be consenting and with condoms.

None of these parties are possible for free.

This way I can buy more flavoured lube for those who enjoy oral (KY tastes horrible). Some more sex toys would be nice too. As host, I want to supply more non-latex condoms for those with alergies. Getting my hot tub running for the winter and fresh chemicals too.br>
Singles and out-of-town guests are not penalized.

My parties allow singles. Singles are not penalized ... male or female singles, same price. These parties are about group sex, not one-on-one. For those who drive in from out of town (gas is killing us these days), I usually work something out. Ask.

Obviously, plans change...

Obviously, plans change. For those who pay and cannot make it that evening, the membership access is wide open for the next party. Personal and family commitments always come first. Payment is valid until you make it to the next party if your plans change. I'll just update your status.

Refunds

There are no refunds for couch potatoes - admission is not dependant on sex. You are there to socialize, meet people, or enjoy sex. It is just like a movie. You either like it or you do not. If you show up and are too shy to have sex, you snooze... you lose.

If you show up with an attitude, attempt unsafe sex, or hastle a guest, you will leave the party. There are no refunds for eviction due to unacceptable social behaviour.
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