September 6th, 2008, Birthday Party and 8th Anniversay

Thank you all for such a great party. The Swinger Lifestyle is about enjoying great sex. Safer sex too, not the back lane style. We all knew our partners.

The regulars were amazing. The laughter was amazing. The socializing was amazing. Yes, people can multi-task and have fun during sex. These parties are all about group sex and fun. Not one-on one. The laughter drowned out the orgasms in the other rooms.

Nobody brought a camera, so we have no pics. The first birthday party I have had without pics. For those who were there, memories. For though who were not there, you missed a great time.

We had a great turnout. The ladies had fun, the guys had fun. These are bi-parties and they had bi-fun at the same time too. It was great sex.

However, a couple of reminders for the guests.
  1. Guys, please wash your cock before the party. Some of your cocks tasted absolutley horrible and smelled as bad. Most of the guests lost out on blowjobs as their cocks tasted horrible. This includes the bi-guys. Blowjobs are easy, but not if you stink.

    Wash your cock if you expect a blowjob from anyone.

  2. The ladies tasted great. Even rimming the ladies tasted great. When you can stick your tongue up there, you know they are clean. Rimming is an amazing sensation from both parties, when you are clean. A special thank you to an unamed lady (wink). Rimming is fun, when you are clean.

  3. Has it occured to anyone to throw their used condoms in the garbage? Has it occured to anyone to take their empties to the kitchen? I spent a lot of time cleaning up in the morning after this party and there were used condoms left everywhere.

    However, I am pretty much out of condoms so I am glad all guests used them. I will have to stock up befoe the next party. We went thru a lot of them. Please use the garbage and not put them on counters or the carpet.

  4. I am not a dating service.

    The ladies and the guys leave alone.

    If you are looking for romance, you are at the wrong party. Some guests are happily married and others are happily single. Some guests were trying to pick up people and they will not be allowed back.

    These are social parties. Laughter, fun and group sex at the same time. If you want a date, you are in the wrong place. You will get on the banned list if you do not understand "NO" or if you try and pick any guest up. These are couples who are happy at being a couple and singles who are happy being singles. None of us want to get picked up or date anyone we meet.

That said, it was a great party. But PLEASE wash your cock, throw condoms in the garbage and don't try to pick up guests.

All of us had a great time. This party went later then usual, but part of that was the laughter. Much of these parties were about socializing and business contacts as well. Thank you to the guests and the fun and laughter. The regulars are all starting to get to know each other and it is a monthly social.

There is some talk, casual, about a trip to Cuba. Not for sex. Tanning. Socializing. I've been there 9 times, another of the coupes 11 times. There is a great culture there. Amazing for tanning too.

Ms. S has an amazing tan. I have my T-bar tan. When you are nude, tans look great. Hers is awesome.

A special thank you to Ms J*** for acting as co-host, and also to Ms K*** and Ms S***. As well as the regulars who helped out. If I could rank a party, then humour and laughter is the ideal way. Life is rough when you are enjoying great sex, eh? We talked, we socialized, we laughed, we moaned, we screamed.

Cameras are welcome for memories. We all do it. We all take pics. Nobody thought to take pics at the last party.

Pull out a camera, and I get naked and have sex. That easy. I do socialize between parties, but only on camera. I'm not shy, I enjoy bi-sex, I want memories.
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