December 6th, 2008, was a great birthday party

Thank you for all those who could brave the weather, especially those from out of town, and make it to our birthday and bi-swinger party for a lady from Windsor.

She had a fantastic time as our little Santa Clause. Thank you. Let's hope she can make the long trip back next party.

As host I rarely have a chance to even receive a blowjob - too busy running around. Thank you to the wives who opened their amazing muffs to me though. Being single, I miss that taste. Everyone tastes different and is unique within.

Thank you also the guests who got some great memories captured. I've finished editing faces and cropping all but one card. These parties take a lot of time and your help to capture memories is greatly appreciated. As Santa's little helper she kept my buns red. Thank you. Happy birthday.

These are bi swinger parties and I think most of us got a chance to have a bit of a taste. Bi is the best of both worlds. Everyone tastes different. Everyone is built different. Without clothes, we are all equal.

Blueballs and please share

Some of the newbies were shy for their first party, but for the regulars we all know why we are here. There was some great sex. Straight sex or bi sex it did not seem to matter. The ladies and guys were sharing their fun. We all had some great sex. The key word is "consentual adult sex".

There were still many guests who left with blueballs. So many cocks to suck and muffs to dive for all the guests. Couch Potatoes? For the single guests, what do you miss the most? Every lady and every guy at the party had their own unique flavour. As host, I did not have time to get around to all, but others did.

Ladies, feel free to give some instruction to the bi-curious guys. You know the techniques. They want to learn. Some are too shy to ask a lady for advice on how to give a better blowjob. Tell the guys that practice makes perfect... and ask them to practice.

Single Guys, what a better way to get better at what we miss the most - muff diving. Go ahead, try new techniques. PLEASE, always SHARE. These parties are not about any guest having a monolopy.

We made the local pub headlines

After the party closed, we hit the local pub and were the talk of the town. No, no, not that way !!!!!

A great little social. As T**** was not drinking, he drove over to give us a lift back. Nobody knew what his car looked like.

The ladies went out and when they asked where the car was it srpung to life, the doors unlocked and they hopped in. As I cleared off the back window, side and then front DRIVER's window..... the car had no driver !!!!!!

Some regular used his auto-start from inside while, he finished his drink. Little did he realize a bunch of people would pile in.

All in good fun. It was in my local bar, so it is the talk of the town. The poor guy would have had no idea what he was getting into.
Good evening,
 
Thank you all for those who were able to make last Saturday's bi-swinger party.  I know the weather turned bad and for those from out of town, I am glad you spent the night instead of driving.
 
Lifetime members are free for life.  Both those who supported our parties when there were only a couple of people until grew, and the others who travel a long way to London for them (gas and time is expensive).  It also means your guests are free, to help introduce new people to the lifestyle.
 
I do charge the others, as these parties take a lot of my time. $25 in advance or $30 at the door. This goes towards laundry, condoms, flavoured lube, toys, etc.
 
There were 281 pictures and from what I saw the guests were all having a great time socializing.  Great sex too.  Memories.  If a tree falls in the woods and nobody takes pictures, did it fall?  It took a lot of time editing out faces and tatoos.  However, they tell a great story of each room.  And the outside snow angels too!
 
 
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For those who did not make the party, I do not know where to begin.
 
Two guests did not bother to read the website.  One was shocked that there was sex going on around him and split like a shot.  The other did not know there was a leave your clothes at the door rule.  Many people refuse to read the website.  For another guest, there was an attempted rape of a lady.  I'll deal with him later.
 
It was a great birthday party for our lady from Windsor and she had her hands full.  In hind site I should have warned her about the size of Pistol Pete when he suddenly got hard infront of her eyes.  She had a blast and probably the most interesting birthday party ever.  A special thank you to her.  I am glad she managed to make this party and in her open Santa Outfit she was a hit with everyone.  The ladies too.  It was not only me who had a chance to do some muff diving.  I hope she will be back.
 
M*** was a great hit too with a table dance in the play room to get the couch potatoes rock hard so they could have some play on their own.  Things got fun from from there.  They were a regular couple and so things got going quick.  She looked great in her Santa outfit too.  Ladies, you missed an awesome woman.
 
Each of the rooms were put to great use though as guests were wandering. Upstairs, we have a playroom with the last remaining VIP Lound couches from the old Fabulous Forum Strip Club. We had a fire going on in the living room to keep those having casual sex on the couches cosy. The downstairs bedroom saw a lot of action, and outside the birthday girl made snow angels near the end.

All of us had fun and talked. and as usual we all ended up in the kitchen talking.  The guys were too shy for blowjobs though.  The wives wanted to watch. 

I think the last call for blueballs is best done in the kitchen for the next party.  Many of the guests left with blue balls, and there is no excuse.  They could have put their load to good use and left drained.  Hopefully the wives will convince them to get on their knees and look after last call at the party.  Perhaps I will get a bell to announce last call, so people can empty their load and drink up what they want.  There are reasons that wives love blowjobs - everyone tastes different.  All shapes and sizes too.
 
Speaking of last call, after the party, those from out of town staying over went out and we closed down the local pub too.  One lady was cut off as the guy got too expressive (go figure - his hands and she gets cut off for allowing it).
 
As we left the club, the ladies and guys went outside for our lift back to my place.  It was snowing by then and the ladies were shouting "which car"?  As if by magic, the nearest car started, doors unlocked and the ladies and guys jumped in.  Following last, I cleared the snow off the back mirror, side and then the drivers side. EMPTY.  NO DRIVER.  AUTO START.  WRONG CAR.
 
Being a local pub, I can now say we made the headlines.  Hijacking the first empty car we found.  A cool story and true.
 
Thank you all for a casual and fun party.  A warm welcome to the new guests and those who keep returning.  We enjoyed some great sex and great laughs.  Thank you.
 
All the best winter wishes for Christmas and see you all in in the new year at one of our parties.




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