Why leave with blue balls or an extra load of cum at 2am when the party ends?
Masturbate on your way out.
Recycle your cum from your condom after fucking
Ladies, use a beer bottle to douche and cool off between orgasms
On your way out, before you get dressed,
we will have a strawberry cake on ice in the washroom.
For all those who are too shy to masturbate for the wives or cum while getting a blowjob,
drop your remaining load for "after party munchies".
It will be frozen for safety.
By special request from one of the ladies,
leave your load of cum on the way out before you get dressed.
(From extreme bukkake.)
Recycle the cum from your used condoms after fucking
For those who are fucking, please take your used condom and empty the cum on the strawberry cake.
Better then throwing it on the floor, as you have to wash up anyway.
Good to the last drop.
The lube is flavoured and safe.
Cum tastes great.
Never do anything you would not ask a lady to do.
We had 23 recycled shots of cum from condoms at the last party.
We all give blowjobs, so cum is never a problem.
All the cum from 23 guys was was recycled ontop of our Cherry Cheescake and frozen for later.
Plus the guests masturbating on their way out.
We all practice safe sex with condoms.
Frozen cum is a refrshing treat.
Never ask for a blowjob if you are not willing to swallow cum yourself.
That special icing of cum is a great way to start the morning.
Recycle that cum. Semen is healthy.
After the party ends, A female Domme will serve it to a special guest of her choice at the next party.
No need to waste that delicious cum.
RECYCLE.
Cum tastes delicious.
There are reasons wives love it and want to share.
Never ask a lady to swallow something you would not.
Please recycle all your cum during the evening.
Ladies share your cum and blowjobs
Ladies, if you are giving a blowjob and someone cums,
always grab the nearest guy and give him a deep kiss for a cum swap.
Remember, never ask a lady to swallow something you would not do yourself.
Fair is fair.
Share your blowjobs too.
Two mouths on a cock at the same time are more erotic then one.
This is a bi crowd, so share.
These are very much group parties.
We know all ladies have multiple orgasms and some douche with beer.
At the special request of the host who anjoys oral,
ladies, before you leave, please douche with the bottles of Labatts Blue that is provided for that reason.
The host looks forward to tasting your douche long after you are gone.
You know where his tongue has been.
This is no different then drinking from inside of you.
There is no better way to cool off a hot muff then to douch with cold beer.
It has a twist off cap, so please replace the cap after douches and leave it in the fridge to cool down.
Plenty of bottles will be supplied for safer sex.
Been there, done that, tastes great.
Nothing like a beer that tastes of muff.
The alcohol keeps it safe.
Parties and sex is meant to be fun.
Yes, this is a real picture and the beer tasted just like muff diving all over again.
Shake the bottle with your thumb over the top to build pressure,
insert to cool down, let it slowly drain back inside.
This is why when I muff dive or give blowjobs I often use cold beer for sensations.
Beer and cum (male/female) always tastes great.
We have a special lady who does not mind watersports
She will either pee in your beer or your face.
Just ask her.
Same thing as ladies who are gushers.
It is all natual and safer.
May 2010 Party theme is Maturbate-a-thon marathon
From Wikipedia-
In May 1995 San Francisco-based sex toy and education shop Good Vibrations declared May
to be "Masturbation Month."
Since then, it has encouraged people to get sponsors as a fundraiser for charities
with a sex-positive focus.
"In 1999, the Masturbate-a-Thon was originated by the collective Open Enterprises which operates Good Vibrations.
The slogan "Come for a Cause" came from Rachel Venning, the founder of the sex toy shop Babeland.
The Masturbate-a-Thon was built up by Good Vibrations who encouraged other modern sex-toy businesses such as Babeland,
Madison, Wisconsin's A Woman's Touch
Toronto's Come As You Are and Boston's Grand Opening to also hold events coinciding with "masturbation month"
(May in the United States).
That year, the first live event was held at San Francisco's Campus Theater
by the Center for Sex and Culture (CSC)'s Carol Queen and her partner Robert Lawrence.
CSC is an education-based non-profit providing professional-level sex education.
The annual events are used as a public health education device to increase awareness of self-pleasure
as a strategy for safer and healthier sex and to de-stigmatise self-love."
The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category) is Mr. Masanobu Sato, who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes.
The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Female" was set in 2008 by Ms. Kitty Kat, who masturbated for 7 hours and 6 minutes.
The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" was set by Michael Hariprem in 2008 -- at 31 climaxes, a world record.
The winner of "Most Orgasms/Female" is Lady Monster, who came 20 times in 2008.
The winner of "Longest Distance Come to Come" is Morihiro Taneichi from Tokyo (within the US, it's Ted from Hackettstown, New Jersey).
New United States - Men's distance record set in 2009 by (nom de plume) Mr. Flint Greasewood - 5 feet 4 inches.
Plans are in the works in May to have a masturbation-a-thon marathon party.
This would be a free party.
Personal donations of $40 toward your favorite Charity would be appreciated, but up to the guests.
Tag teams between guests are allowed as it is a group masterbation-a-thon.
After all, our parties are already group sex with multiple orgasms.
So far, there is no group record for having orgasms and sex.
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