May 1 bi-swinger on-premise bi-swinger party, |
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Zero tolerence policy on drugs. Not 420 friendly either. Based on response, these private home parties are well within Community standards. Swinger parties are legal and I do insist on safe sex by all. Sex is always free and casual. Anyone may say "NO" to a guest. |
Doors are locked at 9pm unless you make alternate arrangements
Door will be locked and not answered after 9pm. People expectig to arrive "fashionably late" are always ignored anyway. Nobody wants to have sex with strangers, without socializing first. The 8pm social is very important.This is why all clothes have to be left at the door. No exceptions. None of us are Ken and Barbie types these days. I'm not a dating service and we are not there to fall in love.
Cross Dressers and Transgender are exceptions. In fairness to the males and females they must be crotchless. We are all there for great sex.
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there, did it make a sound? If a party happens and nobody has a camera, did it happen? My parties are crowded and my cut-off limit is 40 guests. I've been seen by over 2 million people and am not shy. No regrets. I edit out all faces except myself and T***.
Drugs and hard liquorDue to a problem at the April party, all hard liquor is now banned. Someone polished off almost a full 48 ouncer. One cannot claim to have consentual sex if you are pissed to the gills. If you get drunk you WILL be removed. If you try to get a guest drunk you WILL be removed.Wine, wine coolers, beer, ceasers, pop, water, etc. are never a problem. Mini hard liquor bottles are OK. Super-sized cans of beer are now banned as well. If you cannot sip your beer, stay home and masturbate instead. All drugs are completely banned. This includes, poppers, weed and hard drugs. If caught, I will inform the Police. All guests need to keep a clear head. Unfortunately, a couple of guests at the last party ruined the experience for the majority. As of now, I have a zero drug tolerance party. |
Old fashioned Gangbang of Mrs. D*** -
She is adding to her own personal record on May 1st.
Mr. D*** and Mrs. D*** have been keeping track, since their marriage, of the number of times she has been fucked during bi-swinger parties. They are trying to set a record within swingers.
Her Husband wants at least 30 guys to fuck her during the evening. Obviously from the picture she does not mind the multiple orgasms and hand contact during parties.
The main floor front room is reserved for them at 9pm. Any left over condoms you bring and flavoured lube you bring will be donated to them. If you enjoy muff diving, bring some extra flavoured lube for her to get a taste between orgasms. KY lube is completely out as it tastes horrible.
For those worried about getting hard enough to put on a condom, we have a bi-male designated for blowjobs to get you hard. His quota is two blowjobs each time she gets fucked.
Her husband will be by her side and keeping count of those who fuck her. Used condoms will be counted.
Let's see how many multiple orgasms we can give her !!!
Let's see how many multiple orgasms we can give her !!!
We have a female Domme who will recycle your cum, from your condoms, on the Strawberry cheese cake shown to be served to her slave next month. Being frozen, it is safe.
Mr. A*** will back her challenge during the evening by giving two blowjobs each time someone fucks her.
He is only allowed 30 seconds at a time. Once to get guys hard enough to put on a condom and fuck her. Then afterward to make sure they are completely drained and do not dribble.Repeat blowjobs are counted. Some guests are straight, so the bi guys will have to fill his mouth instead. Use the marker provided in the room to sign his back to keep count.
When you sign in, the RED name tag means you do not mind getting a blowjob. 30 seconds max, so share. The upstairs hallway is a designated blowjob area.
He gets double points if you cum in his mouth,
and tripple points if you give him a facial.
Our outdoor smoking area is now a designated
blowjob and muff diving area as well.
Share your oral sex and blowjobs
There is nothing more erotic then sharing a blowjob and playing with a cock between two or three people. The taste, the cum swapping, the games make it worth while. The same goes for muff diving. Always share.
Ladies, there is no need to shave your muff and pubic hairs. It is so rare seeing someone who has not shaved, that it makes you stand out. Besides, is you shave before a party it usually leads to a rash. Always use the flavoured lube we supply.
While it may not seem lady-like, if you are standing, always prop a leg up so the guy/lady can get full access. Or just bend over. Much easier access and you may get rimmed as well.
Having sex standing is a whole new experience of logistics.
There is no way to access your clit with your legs clamped shut.
Ladies and guys, there is no need to shave your pubic hairs before parties
Ladies and guys. There is no need to shave your muff or cock just for the party. For the ladies, it tends to give pimples if done just before the party. Besides a full muff of hair stands out.
Guys, no need to shave your balls
If the ladies prefer you to be clean shaven, let them shave you.
Years ago, nobody shaved their pubic hairs. I recall the first time at the Fabulous Forum when all the strippers shaved at once. It was a first for a Strip Club in London Ontario. One of the Strippers had just returned from Vancouver where all strippers had shaved birds.
Back then, we all had massive amounts of pubic hair. Guys as well.
Ladies, these are bi parties. Our flavoured lube ads a nice addition as well.
Take the time to enjoy yourself too. Bi is the best of both worlds.
Female Dommes will be there to play with your cock
They do not mind spanking or paddling the guests who wish to get their ass cherry red.
